If you're a bear, you get to hibernate.  You do nothing but sleep for six
months.  I could deal with that.
 
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.  I could deal
with that too.
 
If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts)
while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.  I
could definitely deal with that.
 
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.  You swat anyone
who bothers your cubs.  If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.  I
could deal with that.
 
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.  He EXPECTS
that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
 
Yup......I want to be a bear!